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Draco
06-23-2008, 02:39 AM
America and the world has lost a truly great mind and comedian when this man died today.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.
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Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters.

Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court.

In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin's routine were indecent, and that the government's broadcast regulator could ban them from being aired at times when children might be listening.

Carlin's comedic sensibility often came back to a central theme: humanity is doomed.

"I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas," he told Reuters in a 2001 interview.

Carlin, who wrote several books and performed in many television comedy specials, is survived by his wife Sally Wade, and daughter Kelly Carlin McCall.

Here are some of the mans thoughts and ideas.

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.Tell him if he wants
to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

You will be missed.

~Johnny Jones

Death_Dealer
06-23-2008, 02:45 AM
damn man that sucks.. i loved his raw and edgey comedy.. and he recently did a stand-up set talking about him being 70 and shit.. atleast he was able to do 1 more show b4 his time came up...

R.I.P. George

xzqtioner
06-24-2008, 08:20 PM
I listened to one of his early albums called fm and am when I was a kid. I wonder if that was a bad idea? " they can't kid me, man- Shoot is shit with two o's" That was a favorite line from a track on the album called Shoot. Almost 30 years later and I still remember it. Good luck in hell George; you deserve a tickertape parade down there buddy!

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06-24-2008, 08:59 PM
George never :(

kindness
06-25-2008, 10:30 PM
I am a huge Carlin fan.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "Hey you idiot, get the fuck out of my way, because this MANIAC is driving up my ASS!!!"

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

# When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac